During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.
For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder
To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer
Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
A trans woman's multiple frenum piercings.
She had so many cute piercings, even a Jordyn's ladder.
When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.
“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”
Similar to love handles. It's when one has so many love handles that it resembles more of a ladder going up their side.
Damn, Brian got so big it looks like he's got a ladder of love handles going up his side, looks more like a love ladder.
A ladder place in such a way that it leads to nowhere or a ladder that is completely useless.
When I was at work as I lineman I ended up climbing a Ubisoft Ladder and almost fell 30 feet