snail lamp

The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date

Snail lamp my beloved

Paraffin Lamp

cockney rhyming slang for tramp

shut up u fuckin paraffin lamp

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Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most

He gave that bitch a lava lamp

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Fat Lamp

A synonym for safe, respect, nuff love etc. Generally condoning the actions or feelings of the event or person in question.

Alex: Hey man, some guy just tortilla'd my girl, so i smashed him over the head with my bottle of stella.

Matt: Fat Lamp bro, he had that coming.

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lamp zone

The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.

"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind

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lamp shade

A fun thing to put on your head at parties...

Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!

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Lamp post

Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.

"Baker danced around a lamp post"

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