When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.
Hey Dude quit being cheap and lap jacking my dance. Get you own damn girl!
or
Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.
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Billy ain't hanging out with us anymore - he's on lap heroin.
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Performing oral sex on a female after a gangbang. Named for the white creamy froth that appears after vigourous sex.
After a participating nice afternoon train, Earl likes to go froth lapping for hours.
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The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.
"I'm passing you, time for a lap dance!"
"You don't have to 4:52 me, just give me a lap dance!"
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A Chinese Sausauge a.k.a some chiense goodness!
suck my lap xuong beeeittch!
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noun: A rarely heard act that accompanies a lap dance. Usually heard in the spring in the most exclusive of gentlemen's clubs.
Jerry's lap overfilled with joy when the performer broke into a lap song that was reminiscent of a lullaby his mother used to sing to him.
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