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A response to an answer of question you weren't expecting, but don't care about it too much.
A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"
What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"
Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.
A god on the discord server ISAA. They are extremely awkward ant they always chat stalk because they r very shy and dont fit in the enviroment
Orgasm Lard (orangasm) is me btw :3
A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.
Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today
the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell”
“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”