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Your drunk gf/bf tries to text 'I love you' but it autocorrects to 'I lava toe'
Me: I love you
Him: I lava toe
Me: wtf
When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans
Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud
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When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava
DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!
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Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.
"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."
When you immediately sit down on the toilet and your ass explodes like a volcano.
After eating Taco Bell I barely made it to the bathroom with a severe case of lava ass explosion.
When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason
wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after
what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you
heh
but i lava you :)