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English idiom for flakey, unreliable or generally nauseating.
Associated with Northern Staffordshire (Cobridge tarts)
She’s such a Leake, never ever does what she plans.
I got proper leake’d on the other day. Jonty bailed again!
A leak war is when nerds who buy mp3 files and then pass them to their other broke friends and have all their songs leak because they are so passed that 10 people have each song so then they end up all leaking in a short amount of time.
Daniel the fat broke guy had both ways leaked on him during the recent leak war.
An expression used by the male sarcastically after cumming inside.
Moaning by both sides. The guy cummed inside. The guy says oh my pipe leaked sarcastically, then abandoning his partner.
A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.
Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”
The act of pushing out a silent fart without being noticed or creating a scent. This is often a non-percussive fart in which air smoothly moves out of the butthole in a constant stream.
Being that we had burritos for dinner, I had to push out several sneaky leaks during the movie afterwards. My date did not notice.
When you didn't wash your bits after sex or masturbation and the sperm has dried up and made a disgusting smelling cheese.
Bro 1: Hey bro imma take a leak
Bro 2: Yeah sure bro
*1 min later*
Bro 1: ey bro it be looking like a cheesy leak down there!
Bro 2: that's disgusting bro go wash yourself!
A Zendaya Leak is what happens when titty lusting men with a phd in photoshopping, Photoshop's Zendaya naked, to quench the thirst for Zendaya boobies, even though it will never happen. Whatever pays the bills man.
Joe: I create Zendaya Leaks
Timmy: Damn bro u a beta