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a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house
Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....
Text-to-speech-leeches are the Youtube channels that make money off of crappy text-to-speech Reddit videos. They also always manage to make it into your recommended section.
Why are there so many Text-to-speech-leeches in my recommended?
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A person who, lacking their own wireless internet, connects to a neighbor's wi-fi connection to access the internet.
Rob was known throughout the neighborhood as a wi-fi leech. His neighbors always used cable modems when he was home.
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To 'Wring out the leeches' is to spend time solving a problem. Said problem will often 'suck the life' out of you- hence the use of leeches as the explanatory word for problem. Wringing out the leeches is also used to describe an impending argument over an issue with a mate. Phrase is said with much trepidation and detest for the action.
Carly: "Nana- it's GAME NIGHT! do you want to come to SigEp with me for Beirut"
Nana: "Oh, Carly! I can't! I've been having a few issues with my Man. We really need to wring out the leeches."
Carly: "Ouch, no wonder you've been so drained- All Right, we'll party next time"
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the act of flirting with someone already taken due to inability to obtain someone free.
Exp 1: man what the fuck is up with Zack? Kelly is already taken by Ryan! Damn what a leech-luv. Better hope Ryan don't catch his ass...
Exp 2: Blake: hey... I was wondering if you weren't busy today, wanna go to the movies?
Belle: Actually I have things to do with Chris, you know... MY BOYFRIEND *under her breath* fuckin leech-luv...
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someone that will suck any dick in there face
that bitch cheated on me she's suck a dick sucking leech
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Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'
"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"