Imogen Liar

A person who lies unnecessarily.

Kat- "Oi, did you move my pen?"
Imi- "Er Nah!"
(Kat remembers that Imi did because she saw)
Kat- "Oh wait you did because I saw you actually"

Imi- "NO I DIDN'T"
Kat- "LOL. Ok but I saw you, chill out!"

Imi- "I SAID I DIDN'T OK! GOOOOSH WHY WOULD I SAY I DIDN'T IF I DIDN'T THOOUGH!"

(Imi storms out of the room)

(Kat looks very confused and worried.!)
Kat- "What an Imogen Liar!"

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pathalogical liar

One that constantly tells lies

Anyone that writes those untrue, fake bad things about America Online (AOL) is a pathalogical liar

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liar and a lesbian

When you're not telling the truth blatently.
Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the night before.

"Jakey, what happened last night, you guys were awful cozy?"
-"Nothing"
"Shut up! You're a liar and a lesbian if you're going to tell me you didn't shag that lovely last night."

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Barefaced liar

A person who pretends to have an illness or disability so they don't have to wear a mask.

She was making it up to get out of wearing a mask, the barefaced liar!

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compulsive liar

An ex-boyfriend who tells his knew girlfriend he's a virgin when you remember distincly f*cking him.

Boyfriend:"Honey, I swear I am a virgin!"
Girlfriend:"Well your exfriend says other wise."
Boyfriend:"Uhhhhhh....Well we only did it once"

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Confederacy of Liars

Men in suits we elect to fuck us over.

The government is just a confederacy of liars, theives, rapists, baby-killers.

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lefty liar

joel merchen aka dead possum

that lefty liar is friends with that dumb blond bitch...look up dumb blond bitch

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