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Liberals

A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.

The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!

by Republican Warrior February 18, 2005

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Liberals

One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.

Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.

Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject

Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically

Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.

Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.

Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: You've got "UMP"!

(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)

Person 1: For your own good Larry

Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.

by Dr. Jack O'Hara January 10, 2006

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Liberals

The majority of people on urban dictionary. Just look up Donald Trump.

Thank god the majority of people on urban dictionary are liberals.

by BoredChild23 April 7, 2020


Liberal

Liberalism is a political and moral philosophy based on liberty, consent of the governed, and equality before the law.Liberals espouse a wide array of views depending on their understanding of these principles, but they generally support limited government, individual rights (including civil rights and human rights), capitalism (free markets), democracy, secularism, gender equality, racial equality, internationalism, freedom of speech, freedom of the press and freedom of religion. Yellow is the political colour most commonly associated with liberalism.

Today many people confuses liberalism with social-liberalism - leftist kind of liberalism that formed in the late XX century.

Bob: Democratic party is not liberal! It's social-liberal!

by LonelyCowboy August 18, 2019


Liberal

A dumb ass bitch of a man child who can't decide what gender they are and say they "love" everyone but in reality they hate anyone who doest support their agenda

Oh look, Jessica decided she is a liberal today, what a shame

by thebigboiwholovesgoats January 11, 2021


Liberal

1. Someone of low intelligence

a. Very closed minded
b. Very Hateful
c. Very intolerant
2. Someone who is unaccepting of reality
3. Someone who is lazy
4. Will often do on unsolicited ranting, screaming or crying fits about Donald Trump
5. Will call you a NAZI, Rascist or "Literally" hitler if you do not 100% agree with them
6. Probably lives in their mom's basement Doxxing people all day and inventing new genders

Probably a closet racist
Very closed minded
Promotes safe-spaces and separation of races

Warning: Avoid interaction, they are bound to fits of TDS. This may result in incoherent screaming for hours on end, looting and arson.

"They think there are 72 genders, such a liberal"
I can't believe you voted for Donald Trump 10 minutes of Incoherent crying and screaming

by General Wrath December 8, 2020


Liberal

Originally meaning citizens who strive for better change/ or to make a change in government or politics. After 2016 it took a complete different meaning for a citizen to forget all meaning, and to change the American president(in support of women or minorities mostly).

A party that's suprisingly not mattered whatsoever through Donald Trump's presidential term.

Dang dude, just go to work and don't get anymore upset about the color of that hamster, you liberal.

by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020