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When you are having sex with a paralysed girl on stairs and you bump her up stairs until she reaches the top
Oh man I totally gave that wheelchair girl a gibside chair lift last week
A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.
Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a rentboy
Named in reference to some of George Alan Rekers' (an anti-gay minister) official reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:
"Thank you for taking the time to write to me about the recent "news" story that is a mixture of truth and falsehood. The article truthfully stated that due to surgery I require assistance in lifting my luggage when traveling"
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Rubbing Preparation H under your eyes to decrease bagginess temporarily.
Marla had a late night yesterday, so she gave herself a Detroit Face Lift this morning.
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A situation in which your shirt lifts or raises by catching itself on the object you lean on, displaying parts of the body that may not be necessary or even comfortable for others to see.
"Hey Jake did you see Thomas' lifted shirt syndrome in class today?"
"Yeah! It scarred me for life!"
getting head on a ski lift at a mountain, usually done when dark and in wooded areas
Bob:"wanna give me some ski lift dome on the way up the mtn"
Jill:"whats that"
Bob:"u giving me head going up the mountain"
Jill"yeah sure"
So bob got his dick sucked going up the chair lift
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Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.
George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".
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Hey Claire, need any help lifting copy paper?
I'd love some Dave. Meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.