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When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart
Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend
The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip
Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*
Hey! Where's Kentucky Lightning?
Idk, have you checked under the couch?
The nickname used for any white guy who can really run run. Kinda strange since lightning is already white.
Jake: Hey man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 at practice yesterday. It was fuckin crazy.
Tyler: Really? I thought Jack was white.
Jake: Yeah man, he is. Imma start calling him White Lightning from now on.
Bite the lightning, and tell me how it tastes.
Essentially means lets go at it during stormy weather
Girl "Its shit weather outside what you feel like doing"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"
Falling into love quickly , or getting into a relationship almost instantly.. . A quick and passionate relationship. ,, most times too quickly !! Could end in a backlash
Kayleigh and Brandon hit it off instantly , They were instantly in a Lightning romance , passionate and wild. Like they have always been Lovers.
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A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.
*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"