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When a guy keeps multiple pictures of his genitals on his phone so when he meets a new girl he can immediately send her a sausage photo.
Hey, Bobby has too many pics in his meat locker to send to that girl he met in the bar.
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A magical places where male students do incrediable things such as becoming a human fidget spinner, singing the halo theme, etc
The boys locker room is scary
You dont want to go in the boys locker room
The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.
Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.
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A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.
hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!
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Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.
When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.
Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.
This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".
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the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.
Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.
Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.
C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.
That doesn't matter.
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A moment in a conversation where the other person doesn't understand your hilarious joke.
Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment