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Its luigi time
Super mario bros.
Noone likes him for some reason?
Hes cool
Tall
VERY tall
"Its luigi time"
Scared
Luigi
A precious, wholesome and adorable cinnamon roll that has to be protected at all costs
“I’m-a Luigi, number one!”
Luigi is usually hot as hell boy. They are most likely players and have a bunch of hoes.
Luigi is so hot, he probably has a lot of hoes. Get a Luigi in your life
A Mario Brother. A key staple in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to Gilantuigi someone
Person 1: I main Luigi in Smash
Person 2: Well don't Gilantuigi me
Despite having many commendable and impressive qualities, Luigi is never quite able to step out of Mario’s shadow, possibly due to the latter’s majestic beard game and Mediterranean looks. Luigi is an accomplished plummer with much experience in pipes, hence the catchphrase ‘oh yeah’ and membership of the smash bros. Despite in many ways being Mario’s bitch, there is much to admire about Luigi in his generosity, honesty and good craic, although there is room to improve in his communication skills.
Rumour has it that Luigi’s green suit can perform miracles.
A known convicted drug addict that is disguised as a plumber protecting the mushroom kingdom. He assassinates mushrooms and has been caught 7 times. 4 of those times were for vandalism. He is wanted and is very harmful to all the mushroom kingdom residents. If you see his iconic green cap, with a L decal on the front, run to the nearest phonebooth and contact your loved ones; for he will murder you upon exit of the booth. rip your organs out of your chest, specifically your liver, and sell them to your family. He cannot be persuaded or moved; he will get back up and kill you anyway.
Goomba: Oh. My. FUCKING GOD! IS THAT LUIGI AND HIS BROTHER MARIO!?
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Son of Waluigi also known as jesus
"have you prayed to our lord and savior luigi yet?"
"DAMN i forgot"