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A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material
Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!
"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.
I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".
Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..
Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..
whore: i love packing lunches!!!
Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!
lunch packing is the bee's knees
When you are an Inside Sales Associate/ Business Development Representative at a corporate company and you regularly take an absurdly long lunch. Typically between 1.5 to 3 hours, these lunches include, but are not limited to the following: Seeing a full length feature film, going to the gym, going to an apartment to get blasted, heavy drinking, super long lunch expeditions, etc. An ISA lunch is the epitome of you hating your job and trying to leave inconspicuously for an elongated period of time because absolutely no one will notice.
Dude, I just took an ISA Lunch and got blasted at my boys apartment!
Disgusting food that either has poo, or undercooked “stuff” in it. Our school had someone who found a real tooth in his sausage. Yeah, I think they got sued. I don’t get why people buy. The sausage comes in WATER. I have to watch people eat it. Also the vegetables. The broccoli looks like a bad diarrhea but worse. Then the ladies put cheese on it. CHEESE! The corn has some kernels that are black, and carrots are mushy. Eat at your own risk, the pancakes that come in bags are edible though since they’re Pillsbury brand.
SCHOOL LUNCH IS GROSS.
Sex on your lunch break
The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!
When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.
*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"
"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."