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A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material
Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!
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"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.
I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".
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Sex on your lunch break
The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!
Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.
the wrangling of ANYTHING edible from office, home or other refrigerator to compile a meal
With no other meal options, Joan decided to grab a half eaten slice of pizza, handful of grapes and some babybel cheese from the office fridge as a her scavenger lunch.
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When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.
*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"
"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
When you work the dinner shift at a restaurant and talk about how much greater you are than the guy working the lunch shift.
Jeff with his lunch talk again