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The actual best card game ever created in the known universe. It is a strategy and math game based in various settings, called planes. To win a match of magic you must amass an army of creatures to overrun your opponent, or use other methods like spells. Also everyone who plays will never do drugs because they have no money, except for special cases.
"Bro, Did you see that Magic: The Gathering tournament last night!? It was epic!" "Totally, that burn deck that won was AMAZING!"
Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.
Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
A credit card stolen from parents.
"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"
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Someone who is white and can make rediculous clutch basketball shots (only 3s) that would be unshootable/unmakable by anyone else, or someone who is just an incredible shooter from behind the 3 point line. This name can also be applied to any sport in which a ball must make it into a circular goal through the air.
DAMNIT! STICKBOY MAGIC MADE ANOTHER HALFCOURT SWISH TO WIN THE GAME!
A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".
Magic the Gathering Addict:
Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...
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The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.
Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic
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An insane concoction of cookies-and-cream Häagen-Dazs, skim milk, Ecstasy, mushrooms and LSD. Commonly drank by hackers of epic proportions.
Albert Gonzalez: "Dude, we got anymore magic milkshakes left?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"
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