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When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until you puke on the couch and pass out. When you get up the next day you are awakened to that nice omelette of puke you had prepared the night before.
Floormate- Josh, why didn't you get up for your psyc course cram this morning?
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.
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A freakin' sweet roller derby team located in Humboldt County, California - named after the limbs that fall off of trees and kill people.
We got creamed last night by the Widow Makers from Humboldt Roller Derby. They literally mopped the track with our jammer.
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A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.
"John did a bread-maker to Sally, and now it burns when she urinates."
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A love maker is a person who can't bang anybody, but instead can only make love. Usually women are love-makers, but a male can play the part. For love makers, sex is fun, but a one-night stand is out of the question. They prefer to talk about their feelings and need the "mood" to be set. Sex can't be meaningless, it has to have emotion for them.
Adam: "So Ben left the party with Emily last night, but he wouldn't have sex with her cause he didn't want to have a one night stand and be 'that kind of guy'"
Ben: "Why won't he just have sex and stop being a love maker?"
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A person who makes a lot of money everyday and gets money everyday.
Josh is a money maker.
My dad works so hard, he is going to be a money maker one day.
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An individual that can irritate you so intensely that you innately form a defensive response in order to deal with their very presence.
Jake: So me an Jay were sitting on the TA trying to see what were gonna do this weekend. Then White comes over talking all this BS and pissin us off!
Tim: Yeah, White's a real Pearl maker.
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one who compulsively makes lists, and uses list item time for list making.
Check out Karen, she's a list-maker!
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