maple leaf

Virginity for a Canadian girl.

"So is he the guy that -- how should I put this like a gentleman ? ... Robin, did he take your maple leaf ?"

Marshall in How I met your mother.

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maple leaf

a pot leaf in disguise, it has managed to evade the narc officers for decades. brilliant

can be made into a joint

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Maple Shade

A town in Southern New Jersey, located near Pennsauken and Cherry Hill filled with white-trash wannabe "gangsters" that think they are "hard" and refer to themselves as "crazy mother fuckers" when in reality they aren't capable of anything really violent. Their schools completely lack talent and interest from outsiders, especially in the athletic department. The girls living there walk around in adidas flip flops with socks and disgusting "booty shorts" that show off their celulite. They are whores that look for sex partners at the ice-cream place called the "DRIVE IN". Another false fantasy these civilians posess is that they think they are Pennsauken, when in all honesty, they should just give up all together.

assholes,white trash,wanksters,fake-thugs,losers,maple shade

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maple fever

An excessive sexual attraction towards Canadian women felt by non-Canadians. Maple trees can be found in Canada and are synonymous with the maple leaf on Canada's flag, their hot women and maple syrup found on their Kraft macaroni and cheese.

You're totally getting goosebumps thinking about that scantily clad lifeguard on Lake Ontario; check your maple fever!

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Maple Donut

Smearing maple syrup around a girls vagina then fucking her hard until you cum then having her lick the jizz and maple syrup off your dick.

"Tiffany is such a hoe... I heard she gave George a maple donut last night"
Ohh....tasty

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Nigger Maple

A maple tree that does not produce much or any syrup.

Guy - Lets go boys, time to tap these maples!
Next guy - You make sure these aint nigger maples?
Guy - The fuck is that?
Next guy - Non sugar maple yo. You sure you're Canadian???

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Maple Ridge

When a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his penis and his anus. Usually called a taint or gooch when a ballsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.

Dude i shaved my maple ridge last night and its as smooth as a babys bottom!!

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