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the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.
When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.
A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money
Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.
Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.
Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.
A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.
I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.
The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.
Maryland is the Old Line State.
the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead