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A lesbian from Massachusetts who dates another woman who has a son that wears cardigan and flip-flops to the club.
My mom is a Massachusetts lesbian.
When you combine piss and cum from both participating partners inside a gallon ziploc bag and then use it as a cooking marinade, eating the food in said marinade with your partner the next day
Bro 1: DAMN, this lobster boil good as hell
Bro 2: thanks, me and Cheryl made it with our Massachusetts marinade
This is a small liberal arts based college in North Adams Ma. The resources here suck and it feels like it's in ancient times with the technology. It feels more like a high school than a college. With a population of like not even 2,000 students everyone knows everyone. There is tons of gossip, the sports suck, and best of all you can't even allow more then one person into your dorm. Absolute bullshit, the rules here are pathetic. Also there is only one street off campus you can party it and it's full of townies. Pines are the only people that actually turn up at this school.
massachusettes college of liberal arts
Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
A fish dinner served on a platter sauteed in Sam Adams Boston lager with a side of PUSS
Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!
A town of some dumbass kids one of them known as The Real Valerie.
Aunt: Why don’t any of em Dennis Massachusetts kids be going to school?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?
The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it
Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic