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St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014


Harlym Massacre

HARLYM IS THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE WEST
DONT PLAY WITH ME HOE
AND PAIGE MY BSF

Harlym Massacre runs u

by Bald Nicki Minaj March 24, 2024


Residence Massacre

a cool roblox horror gaem where you have to survive a random noob that breaks your widows and planks trying to kill u and eat ur soul, survive untill 6 am or die of elec or die of oxygen.

1:Yo bro wanna play Residence Massacre?

2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead

1:No balls.

by qwertyuidoivsjoeidvbawjknvase December 20, 2023


Massacre

When someone kills someone in a brutal way and continues to kill millions of other people in even more brutal and creative ways!

News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...

Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!

Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!

Person: AHHHHH!

by Ilikecatshehe October 23, 2022


The Void Rizzdong Massacre

A horrible action taken against someone, such as throwing a suppression grenade at someone right after they cast their super in destiny 2

"I'm gonna hit you with the Void Rizzdong Massacre"

by July 12, 2024


The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too

Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols

by Mullzipop May 12, 2024


Locker room massacre

The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!

The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!

by FactualTruth May 25, 2018