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"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"
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Scratch your itch, diddle the skittle, wanking
"Wut r ur plans for tonite rhonda?"
"No plans. Prolly gonna sit at home n' masturbate."
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to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually
Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind.
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a handshake with yourself
Dick is satisfied with his boss, because of the firm and warm masturbation.
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Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick
I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in
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something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers
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playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)
Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub
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