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Scratch your itch, diddle the skittle, wanking
"Wut r ur plans for tonite rhonda?"
"No plans. Prolly gonna sit at home n' masturbate."
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to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually
Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind.
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a handshake with yourself
Dick is satisfied with his boss, because of the firm and warm masturbation.
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Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick
I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in
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something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers
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playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)
Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub
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Waxing the Turtle or shaving the carrot.
Frederick woke up with a boner so he went in the bathroom and waxed his turtle.
He really needed to blow his load so he shaved the carrot in the shower.
"It means masturbate if you haven't got that ar tard!"
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