Yob tvoyu mat

Very useful turn of phrase to use in case of a car accident, even if you are at fault

Yob tvoyu mat blyat! Pizdets blyat!

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human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

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Mississippi Door Mat

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

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beer mat notes

a collection of beer mats from around the world

one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."

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Yob tvoyu mat

Russian for fuck your mother

A shit i lost at CSGO again, yob tvoyu mat teammate

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french place mat

french place mat

french place mat here