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The food version of Pre-Gaming.
What you do when you are expected to attend a large dinner at an expensive restaurant celebrating something.
The act of eating a full meal before the actual dinner so that you either don't have to eat, or can order something small and inexpensive at the restaurant.
Can be used as a verb: Pre-mealing
Amber W. "yeah her birthday dinner is tonight and my bank account is in the negative..."
Amber H: "hmm I was thinking pre-meal around 6?"
Amber W: "Sounds good to me!"
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When a guy cums on the mouth or the chin of a girl
Johnny: "Yeah after I was finished I gave her a nice hot meal on her chin
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A meal that comes with a happy ending!
Can I please get a happy meal with a BJ on the side?
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Recieving a handjob under the table in a fast food restaurant, while using ketchup as a lubricant. Mustard is also an acceptable variance.
We went to get a burger after the movie and she gave me a happy meal in the corner booth.
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A term used to describe a drug dealer who will deliver by car within 45 minutes of calling usually between the hours of 6pm - 1.30am in northern england.
Bring- bring...... bring-bring......."Heeeello?"
"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"
"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."
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A fictional meal named after the current highest scoring runescape player, Zezima, which consists of spaghetti with "dragon sauce", "runescpaian dipper" chicken nuggets, Milk from "lumbridge" cows, and a Zezima action figure with an additional 99 golden pieces.
*words or phrases contained in quotation marks are specific elements from the game, runescape.
A man walked into Mcdonalds and said, "I would like one large Zezima Meal please."
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A meal served in McDonald now called "Suicidal Destruction Meal" in the modern days.
Poorly educated, stupid sad workers are hired in McDonalds making "HappyMeals" everyday, as a little kid used 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him to McDonalds, wasting 20 mile of gas. Then, the kid spends $15 to buy a meal instead of a shirt, then get fat.
After noticing it's global warming because of wasting 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him there and wasting 20 miles of gas and $15 of money instead of a shirt and adding weight to Earth by getting fat, he sues McDonald.
Little Kid: I want HappyM.....-
Daddy-Son of a bitch.
*Argues for about 30 minute, causes their relation to get worse, argues more, use 2,000 gallons of air to argue each day, causes smog to overpopulate over Los Angeles, smog covers the sky, the plants starts losing sunshine, causes more people to die from heat, causes a lot of tears and suicidal, causes more cars to use gasoline to try "saving" them, causes global warming to get worst, and cause human extinction.
Happy Meal is evil. DONT BUY THEM!
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