1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.
Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.
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When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
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buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo
Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!
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(Noun) Life affirming jumblies
Her Casaba Melons are oh so sweet.
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a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon
melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace
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a mobile game that is like people playground made by sliz/zooi
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a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does
Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
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