meth cook

some one who cooks crank in shitty labs like trailers and hunting cabins. usually a hillbilly or mexican. Hillbillys
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.

" hey man whats up with that guy i see every few days in the hardware store, hes always buying chemicals like drain cleaner, m.e.k, starting fluid, lithium batteries, and suddefed."

"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."

"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."

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meth mobile

the name of the broken down ice cream truck that the crazy homeless guy lives and does meth

Dude I was walkking by the the bus stop and I saw that crazy homeless guy by the meth mobile yelling at the pictures of ice cream

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Meth whore

A “meth whore” is someone you want to be friends with. They always have the plug. Even tho she/he is a slut/whore they most likely have cute clothes that they will let you barrow

Can I barrow some clothes- person 1

Meth whore- yes I only wear them once

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Meth Monkey

One who is addicted to crystal meth.

Rachel: That girl is MESSED. UP.

Kelly: Yeah. I went to high school with her- total meth monkey.

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Meth Head

One who overdoses on meth often, leaving them looking weird at parties and having no friends.

Symptoms of a meth head inclide bloodshot eyes, lack of sleep, and annoyingness.

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meth teeth

Ya know, the thin gray choppers people who have abused methamphetamines sport that look like they fall out or disintegrate at any second.

Dude, I was trying to help this guy at my store the other day, but all I could do was stare at was his meth teeth disintegrating teeth bad teeth drugs, I swore one was going to fall out on my counter!

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Meth Around

To meth around: The act of getting completely and utterly belligerent while tweaking on methamphetamine. Usually accompanied by lies and slander!

To "Meth Around"

*Tim walks in, high on meth*

Tim: "HEY MAN I JUST RAN ALL THE WAY HERE FROM MY HOUSE AND STOLE 5 BIKES ON THE WAY AND THEN CLEANED THEM, LETS GO PAWN THEM OFF AND GET MORE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH"

John: "Fuck Tim, stop Mething Around"

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