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The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.
Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!
Stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public.
Bob: Jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve?
Jane: No! This jacket is brand new. Ahh! It must be from me leaning on the Metro this morning.
Bob: Looks like a bad case of metro rash.
The metro station of whores. Go in a nice person, come out a filthy whore.
This is a girl who is nothing but lies. She invites people in seeming nice and you believe it for a short while. Behind that is a bitch who will talk about you behind your back in the worst ways. They manipulate and pressure you to do things you don't want to. Know as the kings cross station of whores, while she is not a whore herself but she turns any innocent person into one. Goes along with a Poodle Rat very nicely.
She has terrible parenting and does not listen. Most teachers think she is a nusense but will be kind to her because they want their paychecks. Parents are part of the school and/or sports teams but don't involve themselves to know what's really going on.
They hang out in convenience stores and with the only people who will waste their time on them.
They are terrible at all sports but somehow think they're amazing and that everyone is their friend but we know you hate them and are being used.
They only hangout with 1 friend group everyday and whoever gets sucked into beware for you will be hurt time and time again and become a complete whore. The FAKEST person you will ever meet.
"This girl invited me to hangout"
"no don't hang with her she's a metro-bitch. I don't want you to turn into the scum of the earth like that"
A reverse Eiffel Tower. 2 girls riding one guy, either facing each other or different directions.
“Bro I hooked up with 2 aphis last night. Took them on the London Metro”
“That’s so raftus bro”
As an Admin on a Squad server accidentally switching the map in the middle of a live round.
More and more admins are doing a Metro on our server.
The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.
The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.
Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.
Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!
Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.
Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."
Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"
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