Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him

Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag

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micro assault

When you assault someone under 4ft tall.

Mohammed micro assaulted his child wife.

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micro-relationship

When you've been engaging in sexual activity with another person for 2 to 5 months monogamously, but then the relationship abruptly ends. This is before you are officially dating and refer to said other person as a boyfriend or girlfriend. Toward the end of the experience, you begin to question whether you will end up with this person until you realize that a more likely outcome is that you will never see them again.

I'm still looking for love Nico. All I've had are a couple micro-relationships since I moved here, but nothing serious yet.

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Uber Micro

the ability to pwn with a mouse and keyboard

grimREEFER has uber micro, he just got a ludicrous kill in ut2k4, and a bunch of headshots in source.

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micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

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Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.

“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”

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Micro Noob

1. Having bad micro, micro that is or never will be uber.
2. A partial or semi noob.

1.Damn i just pwnd you up in some zero hour... your a micro noob!!!!1111!!1
2.Eh its ok your just a micro noob, you might have a shot next time.

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