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a hole in the wall where monkeys code games
dumpster, port o potie, empty tire, can all be used as microsoft game studios, they even have a mobile studio, the garbage truck
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A term of Microsoft, A company who runs Windows about to buy Discord, An app that lets you chat with other people from different servers.
iscor (On Discord) : What's popping?
Quweil (On Discord) : Ever heard of Discord x Microsoft?
YuillQ (On Discord) : Microsoft.. Why..??
Microsoft : *Attempts to Buy Discord*
Discord : *Attempts to Speak to Microsoft*
a web browser that downloads chrome. otherwise its fucking useless.
i just used microsoft internet explorer to download google chrome
you're fuckin' a right they do.
Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.
Similar to a "bad day," a Microsoft Word Day is caused by having to format something in Microsoft Word. After doing so, having a good day is pretty much impossible, so you might as well go back to bed.
Example 1:
I had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, I'm pretty sure today is going to be a Microsoft Word Day.
Example 2:
Student 1: Dude, why are you so grouchy today?
Student 2: I had to write a summary this morning and now I'm having a Microsoft Word Day.
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Without a doubt the best font and most widely accepted as the best thing since sliced fonts
n00b 1: Yo, check out that guys font, it's so dope, is it Times New Roman?
n00b 2: No fool, that shit's Old School, this is the modern script...The Microsoft Sans Serif shit man!
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The type of thing that a 13 year old would use for 3 years to get a game that costs 60$ and will be played 3 times.
Me : Damn i got Sea of Thieves from using Microsoft Bing Points, it only took 3 years of nonstop searching
Owen : You know you can just sell shit on ebay that u found on the side of the road right
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