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Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
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When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
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Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.
My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.
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The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
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A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."
"Fast food?"
"Nahh. My house."
"You Microwave Mastermind."
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The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE
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