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A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.
Mike: So I had a hot date last night.
Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?
Mike: You know it brosef.
Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.
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Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
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A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.
A small slut.
"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"
She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
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Broad term used to describe something that is undersized for it's needed use. Usually used to describe another object...drunken midget bathtub, drunken midget shower stall, drunken midget closet.
I tried to take a shower at their house, but their shower was designed for a drunken midget.
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Otherwise known as Subordial Dwarfism, a big midget is a person who carries the traits and facial features of a little person, yet seems to have grown to an almost normal height. They are characterised by teabag shaped stains on their cheeks and streaks of white through hair that seems to have been cut back in the 80s.
These creatures are solitary loners who will seek attention through acting out and aggressive behavior, however this is never a true representation of its feelings, it will always feel like a small child and will often require others to fight their battles.
Their attention seeking can lead to several marriages and affairs, often with their peers or colleagues. This can spark their children to be slightly crazy and even more attention seeking in an attempt to be the center of their parents universe.
The Big Midget is also the name of a WoW character which many people use as an excuse when in an arguement with a "Big Midget". Big Midgets will employ tactics such as sending people out of their sight or sending them on to higher authority. As children these would be the class snitches, and as adults they are likely to move into jobs where they can have authority and support, but includes no chance of danger, such as a teacher or mailman.
Often these tortured souls are neglected and are forced to wander the Earth alone with no-one to comfort them but themselves. They will listen to classical music and will always attempt to sing at a karaoke, that usually leads to a mass suicide as people take their lives to escape the voice.
These creatures are fascinated by why they are the way they are and will pursue subjects such as biology so as to discover more about themselves. As of yet nobody has discovered the reasons why Big Midgets are the way they are or how to cure them from it.
1.) "Hey Big Midget!"
2.) "He is a Big Midget"
3.) "Big Migitism is a severe disease that must be watched carefully."
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noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
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A popular dance similar to the fist pump, in this case below the belt. The dance involves hitting your fist back and forth at a midget's ass height(so very low) on the beat of the song playing. While doing the dance, you have to imagine an invisible midget bending over in front of you. And that's where you hit your fist.
It is also possible to do the dance to a random person passing, a random person dancing close to you on the dance floor or a particular person you fancy(in this case they do not have to be a midget necessarily).
Can you take a picture of me fisting the midget, please?
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