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When two people run off to make out for a long period of time; enough to make them look like they ran a mile.
Samantha: "Those two were definitely running a mile, they were gone for an hour!"
Jennifer: "They might as well have been running two, look at them!"
the man who killed so many peoples free time, fucked so many women with 3-colum notes, literally jumped over China's Great Wall with the power of poetry and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a suspiciously large computer bag. ALL ON A POETRY DEGREE!
Mr Miles says that you shouldn't confuse, commonly confused words, but I'm still gonna forget what the difference between effect and affect because he gives too much homework.
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insane. she is fucking hilarious !
“did u hear elizabeth miles and hutch are dating” “yeah they are soooo cute, ugh i love that lady”
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When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.
The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.
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In poker, four tens. Four-of-a-kind also quad tens.
"Nice flush. Forty miles." (*middle finger*)
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The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.
Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
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Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
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Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
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