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There is no such thing as a mini sesh, it can not be defined. How have or go home you pathetic weesles!
I like to mini sesh with panda pops and fedos
Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.
Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete
The process of rubbing cinnamon and brown sugar onto the outside of a gaped asshole and letting another member rim it.
Jessie: “Hey Helena do you want to rub cinnamon and sugar on my sphincter”
Helena: “I’d kill to rub it on your gaped ass”
Jessie: “Thanks kitten, maybe while your at it you can rim me after and complete the mini-donut”
Scaled down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station.
One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)
But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.
On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.
Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.
Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
Using both C and K (CK) in the same night/moment to experience a euphoric sensation similar to Mollys! But a mini or baby version.
Also known as “BB Molly or Mini Molly”
Him: Let’s go to a sensational concert on a Sunday night and roll up in an Uber.
Her: Oo I can’t commit to 6 hours of perfection but I can do a Mini Molly!
Him: Perfect. Let’s go!
1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....
Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...