Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.

The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.

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THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide

Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

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hurley, mississippi

A very small and quaint place made up of of simple people. It’s the epitome of a one light town. This 4-way stop is in the center of it all and “going to town” means you’re going to be driving through it. A Dixie Depot, Food Tiger, Family Dollar and Dollar General, recently added Pizza Hut and a few other shops makes it all feel like a scene from a Hallmark movie and you sorta half expect romantic music to begin playing as a young couple embrace each other after a long battle with love, heartbreak, life lessons and whatever else Hallmark can fit into a 90 minute movie. Their relationship is much like a plane caught in turbulence and here in this “they almost gotta red light” community, they’ve found love. Thanks, Hallmark.

In and of this old fashioned place, you’ll find more than just a few shopping venues, you’ll find southern hospitality, manners, chivalry and a whole lotta ma’am’s and sir’s. Traditions run deep and the “Hey. How are ya? How’s ya mama n’em?” seem to never run out. Men shake hands. Women give warm hugs. And the children behave like children. Hurley has not a single hotel or bed and breakfast. Overnighters are those that have family or friends so if this place sounds like somewhere ya wanna visit, Mobile, Alabama is 20 minutes away. They scenery is quite pleasant so don’t fret on the lengthy drive. You’ll be glad you made the trip. Happy traveling y’all!

Hey! We’re almost to Hurley, Mississippi. Oh wait, there it went.

Mississippi Mio

Mississippi Mud Beer(it's smooth and less than bitter) with some Mio "Drink Enhancer" in it. Mango Peach is the original flavor Mississippi Mio

I had some Mango Peach Mississippi Mio now I'm buzzing hard!

Mississippi Crockpot

Farting in your girls face as shes giving you a blowjob.

Bro I gave my girl a Mississippi Crockpot this weekend, she was pissed.

Mississippi hello

Putting a bottle of beer on your middle finger then proceeding to hit someone with it

You better shut your mouth before I give you a Mississippi Hello!

Mississippi State

Located in Starkville, MS, Mississippi State was known for constantly disappointing their sports fans until they won the NCAA National Championship in men’s baseball in in 2021. Typical guys here range from rich farmers to cute & preppy. The girls are the down to earth kind you want to take home to meet your parents. It’s the one school in Mississippi where you can find well rounded people who know how to party, but also enjoy the finer things in life.

Are you going to the Mississippi State game this weekend?
Yeah, we’re grilling out in left field lounge and Dak Prescott is stopping by.

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