Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk
Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...
It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.
"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."
Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down
When a yeet is so flawless it makes you moist. Then you have just been moist yeeted.
Let’s hear a loud Moist yeet for all the college women in the wet teeshirt contest!
The act of shatting in one’s mouth(possibly both shatting in each others mouth at the same time)
Me and Cornelius just did a moist Frederick
A suck so moist that you get moister then a oyster and your dick falls off as well In the process.
My dad just gave me a moist succ today.