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muck diving

Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.

Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.

by Spoons April 7, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


muck out

To enter ones contents of the bowels in to the bog. i.e. have a fucking good shit

I'll be gone sometime im off to the shitter for a muck out.

Dont go in their it stinks i've just had a fucking good muck out.

Wheres the bog, i need a muck out.

Your fucking cat has just had a muck out all over the fucking floor.

Look at that dog its having a nasty muck out, and it fucking stinks.

by Cunts November 3, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


muck fuck

1. n. An individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.

2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.

1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?

Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.

Teacher: I understand completely.

2.

Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!

by Factuality April 21, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mucked around

1) A sexual connotation, i.e., fooled around in bed.

2) Fooled around in a friendly, non-sexual way.

1) We mucked around all night.

2) We mucked around all night.

by PHCH December 23, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mucking shed

To eat ass. Eat out the rear end of a female or male. Similar to mucking barn.

After a long day at the donut shoppe, nothing made Little Jeff happier than coming home, bending Betsy over, and mucking shed.

by Jeffsdonutholes December 3, 2015


Muck Larder

One's rearmost orifice; Rump booty

"I say Tarquin, that's a jolly looking filly there! I'd most like to have a munch around her Muck Larder!"

by Mr_bowyer December 1, 2013


muck booter

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.

Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.

by Sunfish192 January 10, 2014