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When you go out to a bar/club and end up going home with and fucking a divorced woman in her mid-fifties who has big 80's hair and blue eye shadow looking just like the singer Anne Murray.
Last night I got pretty fucked up, my buddy scored a young hottie but I just ended up pulling an Ann Murray.
Dude I was bored last night so I ended up Ann Murraying your mom.
A once attractive actor from One Tree Hill who screwed up when he cheated on the hottest woman alive, Sophia Bush. Now has become a pedofile.
He messed up Chad Michael Murray style
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So-called doctor who chose to inject a lethal amount of drugs, including the anesthetic Propofol, into Michael Jackson's body, thus causing him to go into cardiac arrest. People who say Michael killed himself are loons, because for one, Murray PRESCRIBED an anesthetic as a SLEEP AID, because apparently he hadn't heard of, oh, Ambien. And, Michael had no idea A) how to hook up an IV, B) how to put medicine in the IV, or C) how much of the drug cocktail he would need to die. So no, he didn't kill himself. And the death was not of natural causes, so Murray killed him. I mean, jeez. Murray made personal phone calls in the time between when he found Michael Jackson not breathing and the time he called 911. I don't know about you, but if I found someone NOT BREATHING on a BED, I would put them on a floor and administer CPR, and if that didn't work, call 911! But no, first Murray calls his mommy, or whoever, then he calls other people, THEN he calls 911, THEN he administers unnecessarily violent CPR on a BED.
The Drug Fairy did NOT sneak into Michael Jackson's bedroom and O.D. him, people, so accept that Conrad Murray murdered Michael Jackson and hope that he will be charged and convicted for his B.S.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST WORDS: Can I have some more of that stuf that makes me sleep? I really just want to sleep. Please.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Well, hmm. This big rich famous pop star just asked me to give him a lethal dose of Propofol. If I say no, he won't pay me. But if I say yes, he'll die painfully.
But if I say no...he won't pay me.
:(
*hooks Michael up to his DEATH, walks away, whistling, daydreaming about all the stuff he's gonna buy with Michael's money*
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a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.
John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on
Chris: Why?
John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
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School with 15 pregnant girls and 207 drag queens. They needed to fund a daycare. The teachers sell pot to kids, and an autistic kid threw a chair at a computer when he failed iReady.
Dang, that school has more sluts than Murray Middle School.
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if you really need a definition then go jump off a cliff
oh my god, its bill fucking murray!
*ejaculation*
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a plea for the release of former UFC and mixed martial arts fighter Lee Murray, who was arrested for stealing upwards of 50 million dollars from a cash depot in Europe. Murray also beat former UFC light heavy weight champion, Tito Ortiz, in a street fight in London.
"'Free Lee Murray!' he shouted, as lee murray is too badass to spend time in jail.
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