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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023


Must

Dan Clegg

Dan Clegg is the literal definition of must

by Smegma44246 January 31, 2022


Must

A concoction of dangerous chemicals formed by a disastrous outspent of Jeff’s bodily pores.

The must clogged and blocked out the sunlight of many residents in the New Jersey area.

by Cantlearntospe February 15, 2021


Must

A legacy and universal variant of "have to," "need to," "has to," etc. that is especially overused by scientists, politicians, tech companies, and others.

"You must connect to Wi-Fi or a cellular network to use this app."

by not a windows system July 11, 2020


Must

- looks like they don’t shower
- a boy who acts hotter than he is
- thinks he has rizz

OMG Jay is such a must.

by shelshel69 March 1, 2023


Must

If this word added before ANY verbs, it means: this way or highway/this way or no way/do it or prepare to justify yourself

You MUST do it

by Sir. B December 11, 2020


muste

stinky kid in my class

person 1: his name is muste

person 2: eww he stinks

by jessebot33 May 7, 2019