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I had so much sex last night that my naughty bits hurt!
Naughty Unicorn
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...
A sexual position that must be performed in the kitchen. Items required include a spatula, glad wrap and 12 uncooked Gnocchis. Action is vastly similar to a Ping pong show as seen in Thailand.
"She did the naughty gnocchi and one flew past my head like a firework!"
having sex while on a cruise ship
man 1: how'd your cruise go?
man 2: dude it was great. saw some dolphins,gambled a little bit, and did the nautical naughty
When a man and a large women are doing "it" doggy style, the male sticks his dick in her ass causes her to sing like a whale.
Does your female sing like a dolphin or a whale? i had a naughty whale last night!
The Naughty Fred is a ritual where one keen Manchester United fan continuously bets on Fred to score in all of his fixtures. This ritual is often described as idiotic and absurd, however, can provide great monetary rewards to those willing to take on this risky yet rewarding journey.
I won £500 on Naughty Fred this year!
placing the bed covers over you and your partner, creating a den, and performing sexual acts
"I was in the naughty den last night and I ploughed her"
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