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When a man puts on a condom making sure as much air is contained as possible then proceeds to enter a body of water and have intercourse
You see those bubbles coming from that couple over there? Yeah that's Neil cockstrong
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A guy who pretends to be a great writer/storyteller then tarnishes everything that previously made him appealing only to reveal his true nature as a poor director
Neil Druckman was a great writer in 'The Last Of Us' but when he directed 'The Last Of Us 2' he became a dirty Neil Druckman.
TV's number one scene stealer.
Actors: Hey we were doing a scene!
Neil Patrick Harris: Too bad, it's mine baby!!!
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Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.
Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.
Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.
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Astrophysicist, Director of the Hayden Planetarium, in NY.
Recently pronounced "God" by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show due to his ability to explain why the tides go in and out. (The moon's gravitational pull, in case you were wondering).
Studied at both Harvard and Columbia Universities.
astrophysics, physics, science, Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Neil Patrick Harris: "I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be - what's the word? LEGENDARY."
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the chuck norris of gay people
"Whenever i'm sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story" Neil Patrick Harris
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