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nerd

A person who is single-minded or accomplished in a certain pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.

wut wut wut hey hey hey sup sup sup nerd nerd nerd

by bobie December 31, 2005

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nerd

One with far-more-than-average knowledge of a subject, such that said subject becomes the ruling force of their life, resulting in a heavily depleted set of social skills; despised and/or pitied by geeks and norms alike.
Typically applied to computers, though any subject is viable for nerd-dom.

"Enjoy the dance. The wall of the nerds is at the back."

by Samuel Wilkinson April 8, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

cf. social retard

A person who lacks social skills. Drawn to anti-social hobbies (video games, reading, role-playing) as a result. Generally believe their unpopularity stems from them being smarter than the rest of us, that they'll grow up to be Bill Gates, etc. In fact, nerds are usually the least well-equipped to deal with life outside of school, and even when they do possess intelligence, still aren't smart enough to learn to express their intelligence in more acceptable ways, i.e. like all the smart people out there who aren't nerds do.

The reason you're a nerd isn't because you're smart, it's because you're retarded.

by bato October 7, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerded

Verb. Giving way, way too much detail to someone about something they almost certainly don't care about in the slightest; often taking a condesending or preachy tone. The content of the nerding is usually, but not isolated to, a persons area of academic interest.

It is common that no-one can actually understand the nerding, not as a result of the complexity of information presented but as a result of the nerds proximity of his/her head to his/her upper, upper colon while speaking.

When this happens someone is said to have 'nerded'.

'Nerding' is a sin commonly commited by students of the computer sciences, of physics, and other area of science, but is also regularly observed in those studying humanities, the arts or nothing at all, who have extracurricular interests such as world of warcraft, comic books, sci-fi or the manufacture of 16th century table legs in northern france.

Often someone will make the comment "well you just nerded all over that conversation" or "thanks for covering me in nerd"
This is how you can tell someone has had their moment of nerding brought to a needed end, and is your cue to regain consciousness and begin paying attention to what is being said. At this point the conversational theme has decayed to a barrage of deserved abuse directed at the nerd.

I dare not give a direct example of 'nerding' as it may cause you to loose the will to live. If you really need one just ask a nerd how to adjust your IP settings.

I will also point out that it is possible to nerd without knowing if the people you are with are too polite, or just want to bitch about you later. Just look for the tell tale signs that include rolling of the eyes, sideways glances, involuntary actions of fatigue and snoring and in extreme case soiling of one self as to find an excuse to leave.
But these are not always present.
Hell, I may have just nerded all over you.

by BeerSec February 27, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

any unpopular person who doesnt give a shit about the way they dress, or how they dont even know what the social ladder is. they dont have to be smart or anything like that, in fact, most nerds are dumbasses who get Cs and Ds and play computer games everyday. this type generally hangs out with more of its own, so you'll be able to spot a crowd. they dont have a fucking idea whats going on around outside of their little world
remember- they dont have to wear glasses

they also include people who post stuff on urban diction everyday, like me

nerd- excuse me

guy- shut up nerd

nerd-who are you calling nerd, your the nerd

guy- what the fuck?

nerd- yeah your the nerd you stupid

guy- whatever dumbfuck

nerd- haha you cant say anything crappy loser

by guywhofelloffsocialladder January 7, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nerd

majority of people who added definitions on this site see also geek,dork,gronk,loser.

hey , this is the 2nd definition i did , gee im such a fucking geeky assed nerd

by AJM March 15, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nerd

interlectually superior people who are comfortable enough in who they are to find more important things to do in life than get wrecked, and gossip endless hours away

by Meady October 6, 2003

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