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(v.) The act of laying down toilet paper on the toilet seat before sitting down to avoid germs or some type of disease
Tom walked into the bathroo stall and the toilet seat looked dirty, so he decided to lay a nest before sitting down.
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When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.
And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.
Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha
Justin: Haha your so funny
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An unkempt & particularly stank vag.
Commonly found on beduff women in the english heartlands.
Please tell me you didn't go down on that girl ,she's got a minge like a rooks nest.
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A room in your home you dedicate to making sex with any girl you bring over an easy process. The sex nest consists of a double bed - a good sex nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest's only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a TV with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she'll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don't want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. Some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after sex.
"Duuude! Nice sex nest."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."
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A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
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A rather humorous term for a woman's pussy.
I skipped right past the foreplay and put it right in the cuckoo's nest.
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1) A kiss that takes place during the release of of a hug.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.
1)While I was hugging her I decided that this was my last chance to make a move, so I went for the nested kiss.
2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.
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