A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.
Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications
Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"
when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix
"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."
when shawty a lil freak through the Samsung J10, she join all the demon lives 😩 she let me hit it raw on snapchat real talk.
i heard Joleen is a net freak, she was hittin the WAP for the public story niggas
A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)
Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!
The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.
I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.