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Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 2, 2015


Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)

Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!

by Tightwad Tim February 15, 2010


net freak

when shawty a lil freak through the Samsung J10, she join all the demon lives 😩 she let me hit it raw on snapchat real talk.

i heard Joleen is a net freak, she was hittin the WAP for the public story niggas

by The Craigmeister January 7, 2022


Nigg-net

A company with false names that call mcdonalds at 4 in the morning

Hi this is Nate freeman from nigg-net i heard you have a problem with your lan

by Cody brady and Nate freeman August 12, 2018


fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.

Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate

by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017


Dip Netting

The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.

I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.

by Caresters August 6, 2008


Over the Net

A sexual position popular in the US and parts of Canada with highly functioning couples who enjoy using tennis balls and racquets as props. This is largely believed to be the origin of the phrase "LOVE-LOVE" in tennis scoring.

Man, the moment my partner took me Over the Net, there was no going back.

by PlayaLady June 9, 2023