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new trier

A place where you won't find too many black people.

George: Hey Paul, do you ever see any black people here at New Trier?
Paul: Nope.

by jesse Lieble April 10, 2008

880๐Ÿ‘ 216๐Ÿ‘Ž


new orleans

The largest port in the United States and 3rd largest in the world. Home to myself and some 480,000 others. 28% of which are white, 67% are black, and the rest is everything else. Home to some of the the very first housing projects in the U.S.

Highest murder rate in the country almost every other year. The murder rate was as high as 88 per 100,000 pepole in 1994, but is usually closer to 40 (the nation's average is 6-7 per 100,000)

New Orleans Laaaaaaaaaaaaady!!! something something and Esplanade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hassell April 15, 2005

996๐Ÿ‘ 247๐Ÿ‘Ž


News Asiant

A News Agent owned and operated by Asian's. Generally Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean but not Japanese. Historically the Japanese are terrified of news agencies.

Hey Dude, I'm going down to the news asiant, you want a magazine or some spring rolls?

by Sinor skeezioli December 17, 2013

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


the news of the world

Weekly rag which is famous for trying to ruin the lives of decent people, in a bid to boost their sales. Best known for printing lies and being succesfully sued for hundreds of thousands of pounds by the persons whose reputations they attempt to besmirch. MP Tommy Sheridan and footballer Ashley Cole for example.

Despite being a British tabloid they held the safety of British Troops in utter contempt by printing pictures of British soldiers beating up a few rioting iraqi youths who were throwing bricks at them. The pictures fuelled the iraqis anger which led to more attacks on UK soldiers.

The news of the world editor: Whose lifes can we fuck up this week then?

The news of the world journalist: Lets flip a coin, if it's heads we'll target a footballer, if it's tails we'll target an MP.

The news of the world editor: Good idea.

by Dundeeboy August 5, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old news

Piss the other party off, by saying "Old news".
People saying "Old news" refer to the fact that they already know what you were trying to tell them.

Originated by Vexiant.

Guy 1: Yo.. check this out (sending a link)
Guy 2: Old news, bro.
Guy 1: Ahh... Fuck you!

by Vexiant February 5, 2012

59๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad news

Something I'm afraid I've got some

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! *bangs gavel on podium.

by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


No New Friends

a phrase used to show cohesiveness amongst friends and an aversion to new "fair weather friends". Made famous by the rapper Drake in a DJ Khaled song. Popularly used as a hashtag

I still ride with my day 1 n****z , i dont really need no new friends

My and boys celebratin at the club tonight. #nonewfriends.

by The Boss Cake September 17, 2013

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