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Nice guy

A guy that is so civilized that he can't get laid. He follows orders, acts polite, breaks no rules, follows the law. He respects people and respects girls. When girls do come onto him, he remains under his "civil" nice guy act... and doesn't get laid as a result.

That was the archaic meaning for nice guy. In todays society however, nice guys are more than just civil.Some of them are just plain unattractive and just creepy as can be- and never get laid cause they think they are attractive but actually are not and put on a repulsive act towards women that draws them away.

Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke was an example of a nice guy. Even though he was a nearly 7 foot tall handsome man, he was a cop that didn't want to lose his job. So he would come every night down town to the bar and talk to Kitty, have a drink, talk to his friends,and put on his nice guy civilized act. When girls came on to him and tried to talk him up about getting married, having kids- Matt Dillon didn't even put them into the equation. He just followed the law, did his duty and kept his job, and didn't get laid as a result.

by foodfoethought July 28, 2024


Nice Guy

Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.

Nice guys finish last

Nobody wants a nice guy

Girl's just go for assholes

by valeriansalad April 14, 2022


Nice Guy

A "Nice Guy (TM)" is a man who thinks being a basic human being with a brain, means he should receive sex or something romantic from her. Basically just a horny asshole.
Nice Guys post stuff like "If you sucked a man's dick like you suck in your stomach, maybe you could keep a man." or, "When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself and asks you out at 12 pm not 12 am, 'I like you as a friend.' ". They complain about not having a girl and how girls are "all the same".
Nice guys will talk to a girl who just got broken up with and be all "You're so pretty" "I love your figure" blah blah blah but as soon as the girl says no, they go full psycho mode. They go on this crazy insult rampage being all "I was just offering a mercy fuck" this, and "Ur so ugly. Fat pig. I never even liked you anyways. All girls are the same". They're assholes who switch their moods when they're rejected. Adult babies. They throw tantrums when they don't get what they want. Not a person you wanna be. Anyways, hope this educated you and answered your questions.

See Jimmy over there? Yeah he's a Nice Guy.

by s3np4i b4t July 8, 2022


Nice Guy

A Nice Guy is either...
1. if "nice" is an adjective, it is a Guy that is nice.

2. if "nice" is a noun, it is a Guy that thinks because he is nice he can have anything (Sex, Wifes, Million Dollars) but goes into Rage if someone doesn't think that way.
3. A subreddit that is about the nice guys from 2.
Nice Girls is the genderswap version of Nice Guys and equally got definitions 1., 2., 3.

1. "Man, that nice guy you have is way better than those I meet!"
"Why?"
2. "He said he could be nicer than anyone else, but when I told him that I do not want to even do a friendzone, he said that I am a hoe!"
3. "Did you get your reddit karma yet for it?"
"Yes."

by Ze_eT November 2, 2018


Nice Guy

A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.

Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.

by JayMoolah March 22, 2022


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by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 30, 2020


Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020