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Mother/Son or Mother-in-law/Son-in-law getting a lapdance from a stripper at the same time, by the same stripper.
Man, I went to the strip club with my in-law and we got a Alabama Special.
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The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.
"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"
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The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!
"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"
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an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.
Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.
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A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.
The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.
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1. The resulting child of an incestuous sexual relationship between two immediate relatives.
2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)
Jimbo wanted to go to the hospital to see his sister give birth to their first Alabama purebred child, but the Alabama game was on.
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when you fart between a chicks boobs and they make a motor noise. (similar to motorboating.)
So my girlfriend fell asleep during sex yesterday and I gave her the alabama steamboat.
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