Having large, flat and basically impervious feet that can be used to walk on anything, stomp out fires or stop cars.
" why didn't you tell me there was rocks in the back yard? I walked on that without my shoes!"
" Rocks?"
" Oh, I forgot you have Flintstone Feet"
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Feet that are so dirty, that they look as black as an African-american's feet.
"You must have been walking around our kitchen floor again, Cleetus, you have nigger feet."
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"dude, Anthony has big feet he must have massive socks"
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The position women's feet are often in during sex in the missionary and other positions.
Last night was a real "Feet In The Air" marathon for her. I sure would like to see her Feet In The Air.
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2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay
"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"
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When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.
That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.
When someone's feet are so disgustingly dirty, they look like a little kid's foot thats been walking around in foodland barefoot.
" Mackenzie left foot prints all over the bathtub again"
" Shes got those damn foodland feet!