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after coming home from a very late night out... you wake up in the morning only to find you have cocaine left over in a baggy in your pocket.
Feeling guilty from the night before for doing drugs, you flush the rest down the toilet.
Dude, I totally guilt flushed my baggy this morning.
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Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.
If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.
Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.
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The sexual act of taking a mouth full of saliva, water or some other fluid (e.g. sparkling wine or hot sauce), and repeating the action of blowing said fluid in and out of the anus of a sexual partner. It is customary for both partners to share the ingestion of the fluid of choice after a suitable number of cycles have been performed.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
" I went out last night and ended up gutter flushing a hot babe down an alley with beer. I swilled it ten times before blowing half down her mouth and drinking the rest. It was lovely."
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Flushing a toilet ten or 15 times instead of only once.
I shouldn't have eaten all those taco bowls. I'll have to do a Trump flush after I take this Bolsonaro.
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A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
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taking a piss on a unconcious person
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.
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When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
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