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An acquired ability to decipher the lyrics of Metal singers without any trouble at all. Some Metalheads never acquire this ability, having to either resort to searching up the lyrics or making up their own. If you ask what the lyrics to a song are near a person with Metal Ear, you'll likely be regarded with disgust and maybe an exasperated answer.
Guy: Why are you even listening to this crap? I can't make out a word of it.
Metalhead: That's because you never listen to it, and you obviously don't have the Metal Ear.
Guy: You're lying, I bet you don't even know what they're saying.
Metalhead: Get out of my car. Now.
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Perhaps the most brutal form of music to ever exist in this universe, slam metal will violently and repeatedly rape your eardrums with heavy guitars, un-discernible brutal vocals, and hard hitting dual bass drum blast beats. It's not for everyone.
Famous quotes: "Behead those who insult slam"
Also known as:
Slamming brutal death metal, brutal slamming death metal, and slam death metal
"Damn this slam metal band is fucking brutal, Tom"
"Bob, slam is fucking horrible"
"Tom, you're just a pussy"
*Beheads Tom*
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Incredibly hardcore. Used to describe very obscene events, usually containing gore and death.
Guy 1: Dude did you see the new Saw movie? That shit was fucking metal.
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When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick
"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A subgenre of metal music, considered by many to be the original extreme metal genre. It essentially began as a derivative of speed metal, played by bands like Motorhead and Overkill. Thrash metal took the high speed aspect of such bands, and added NWOBHM influenced melodies, and more progressive elements to the music.
Thrash metal's origins trace back to the early 1980's, and San Fransisco is considered the birthplace of most of the thrash greats. Thrash metal bands include Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Testament, Exodus, Kreator, etc. It has proved to be very influential to almost every metal style that has come about since it's inception, and has experienced somewhat of a popularity revival in recent years.
Dude 1: *Slayer playing in the background* Man, Thrash metal fucking owns! what the hell happened to bands like this?
Dude 2: Uh, I'm going to go see Megadeth in 2 weeks..
Dude 1: ...You bastard!
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In Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Lord Carron's description of the Space Marine Rhino Transports at the Space Marine Stronghold.
Look, Rhinos. RHINOS! Our enemy hides in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! WE...we should take away their METAL BOXES...
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A subgenre of black metal that is highly influnced by death metal and grindcore and was pioneered in the late 80's by bands such as Blasphemy and Beherit.
Guy 1: Can you recommend me some brutal war metal?
Guy 2: Listen to Blasphemy you fucking poser.