Rural Dictionary

Sleepy Fat

When you wake up, usually after travelling in a vehicle for an extended ammount of time with a rock hard member desperately searching for someone to touch it. Not to be confused with the travel fat where the person is fully awake during the fatting up.

Man I wish I wish had a crowbar to smash this muthafucken sleepy fat down!

Honey can you just touch it for a bit? I could could break a window with this!

(In a Taxi) Mahammed, can you tap my rock hard sleepy fat?

by Mr Tockley October 22, 2006

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Sleepy Horse

A horse who is constantly sleepy. Never moves unless forced, eats only when fresh food has been placed under it's mouth and when it makes a bowel movement said horse never lifts it's tail. Hence not only a very sleepy horse, but a horse that has shit all over it's rear end and always drools. It sucks so bad that you could put Christmas lights all over it and it would matter. It would just make it a festive sleepy horse.
Basically it is the act of being a waste of life.

"Man that is one sleepy horse" or "You're a sleepy horse"

by Bree N. February 5, 2007

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Sleepy Tards

That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.

"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."

by jdwiggs July 3, 2014

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lord sleepy

the realist man with the realist attributes. Lord Sleepy is one of a kind and is super smart, funny and outgoing. a man with a dream, Lord Sleepy is not afraid to do what it takes to ensure that his dreams eventually become a reality. Sleepy is usually a straightforward person who is not afraid to tell you about yourself.

Guy 1: Man Im hungry , I want to buy 10 big macs !
Sleepy: You know you're broke and can only afford 1 junior chicken and small fries.

Guy 1: Damn, I've been Lord Sleepy'd

by Lord Sleepy March 14, 2017

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